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Hug the Netherlands, they just lost!

You know when you want to read something, and there's a broken link or a 404 craptacular comeback and you get all grrrr and so on?

I found one!. Yes, all you people out there who have been doing this routinely for years, OK, it's still a big deal for me, myself , I

Don't judge, empathise.

From the 2006 McShep Awards, ( this absolute gem. )

Current Mood: jubilant

For a film made in the last century, ahem, the spoof film titles at the Oscar Ceremony debacle are still current and only a little sharply out of true. But the Beavis and Butthead thing earlier now needs to be explained, as does OJ Simpson. Olivia Dukakis and James Earl Jones are still venerable, but the Mother Theresa musical?

"Let's look at this logically: you're the psychotic, you should have the envelope..."

Link and read, then share then if you can stand up and say it.

http://www.timschraeder.com/2010/06/30/a-different-kind-of-demonstration-at-gay-pride/

Shall I go to Cardiff Pride and do this? I very much want to, very very much.

Current Mood: pensive

.... giant redwood trees are as big as a cathedral all filled up with just the single one living thing, yeah, right...

if you get a stethoscope could you hear the sap moving inside it if you were very very quiet??

Sponsored by the people who brought you "does a tree falling in the woods make a noise if there is no-one there to hear" koan of emptyness.

Current Mood: pensive

Is this something I ought to learn by heart so that I remember which pocket to put my car keys in when I'm out next??

http://www.amourshard.com/textes/hanky_code.htm

and if the het crowd wouold be as honest it would help a lot of people a great deal.

Current Mood: geeky
Current Location: watching Glastonbury on BBC3 in D5.1 YEAH

Raggedy man, you're late to my wedding

Something borrowed something blue, TARDIS TARDIS where are you

I can always buy a fez

Come on, Ponds...

"There's a she-wolf in her closet, let her out so she can breathe"

... Because I am watching Shakira at Glasto and reading SGA fanstuff at the same time having just seen MY 31ST EVER SEASON OF DR WHO

. Still "In" the denial cupboard, the Brit version of the denial closet, embroidering weird cushions with slogans and avoiding the world just a teeny bit. AIM AT THE DREAD, RODNEY...

Current Mood: anxious

...Let's all embroider little throw cushions with modern slogans which are anti-cute,

Most household stains are removable by flame

Get far away from the nuclear explosion

Don't have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

Lumpy custard can't be ironed

Chuck Norris is an over-achiever

Yellow hat of rage is over there

Don't make me turn this sofa round..

I was planning on a nervous breakdown, actually

Web designers do it in pixels

Get your own bitey thing

(and for the very bold) Reach-arounds for Jesus... !

Current Mood: artistic

One may learn lots from this fandom, and laugh also. Like a drain full of marbles in a thunderstorm. Kinda swirly but fun and loudly colourful... John has the good pain drugs and Katamari Dancy at the same time.

"At least you learn from your mistakes," Rodney says. "I feel like I'm running an intergalactic daycare center instead of a research lab. I've learned how to say 'don't touch that' in ten different languages and they're still touching things they shouldn't."

Maybe it's the drugs, but the familiar sound of Rodney's complaining makes John feel all warm and fuzzy.

Just save yourself the misery, and go ( here )

Current Mood: enthralled

It is such a lot of nicely behaved 25 year olds that I caught myself looking at just now on the S4C feed (all Welsh speaking all the time) that I had a bit of a giggle realising they were all being polite to each other like crazy. Hmm, the former Captain Gareth Thomas has been influential on someone, either by result or example. The ball is getting more action and WTF is that about the lack of scrums then?

You grasp the waist of the man in front through his legs, link up and push shoulder to shoulder for non-rugger speaking countryfolk. Oh, Wales 10 NZ31 at the moment. 8-{

Current Mood: surprised

SGA BadFic tropes must include: Teyla being midwifey ... well, there is Rodney m-preg from angst-buttsecks from guilt and woobie compensation for having an arm chewed off in order to save onesself and just before they find the Ancient healing device that can restore the limb Rodney is gangraped because John couldn't speak out his love and Rodney thought he was unWorthy Of Love and didn't tell anyone he was in a sadistic relationship with a casual marine who is anon and burly.... and Radek has been made EVOL in the extreme which of course includes a sudden switch to stealing of John's haircare stuff and Kavenaugh is still the humpty uncool frood that no-one will work with and Atlantis being sentient is totally ignored and pines for Rodney but lights up for John by mistake and blows up a tower to save the baby...

DID I LEAVE ANYTHING OUT FROM THIS DISCUSSION?? http://kanata.dreamwidth.org/1270978.html

When Teyla is being useful to the plot,
be sure to describe her as "serene"!

and to make sure in the end it'd be a touching Christmas fic with...you know, rape and killing
ETA
because nothing says "I love you" like genocide

I go nao, and sircle your jouuurnals...

Current Mood: ecstatic

Yep, not on show but attractive as hell. *sigh*. Now to solve the age gap problem, and then on to world peace? Little steps lizzy. she wouldn't even look at me twice even if etc etc etc. Harsh self crit requires chocolate and fic. and new lingerie shopping.

Current Mood: wistful

...Will already be familiar with my subtle struggle with coming out.

Solution found, I thought the other day as I sat ruminating the cause of 42 and the meaning of Tom Price in my life. I filled in an anon survey on paper as "bi".

Yes, last week I came out on a survey. You coward. And the three marriages three divorces and two very Very long term cats thing is a tell of... something? SGA save my sanity...

Rodney's experiences with the "romance" part of hot gayness were basically limited to lying to somebody in a bar about their relative attractiveness before taking them home or meeting them in the bathroom. It wasn't as if Rodney was proud of it or anything, but cultivating an atmosphere of attractive queerness required entirely too much effort and too many trips to the gym for his tastes and he figured if he kept his standards low, everything would even out. Rodney's most serious relationship to date was still with his cat.

May I now channel Rodney please?

Fic by Glitterati, The Atlantis Stich And Bitch Chapter.
http://glitterati.talkoncorners.net/fiction/435.php

Current Mood: mischievous

I will be using and updating here a bit more often than once a year. I have actually been passively using the DW for commenting on fic and may improve tot the level of cross-posting.

Can't stop, accepted a box set of SGA 1-5 last week and must of course test each disc thoroughly for quality control...

Current Mood: geeky

Many thanks for the invite. And now to post about Audi cars, PC Andy fanfic, deconstruct London life and admire others writing.

Hooray hooray the 3rd of May
Outdoor sex begins today...

(traditional rhyme nurgled to fit)

Current Mood: good
Current Location: London UK