Friday Crazy Idea Day # 41

[tintop_lizzy]

 ...Let's all embroider little throw cushions with modern slogans which are anti-cute, 


Most household stains are removable by flame

Get far away from the nuclear explosion

Don't have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

Lumpy custard can't be ironed

Chuck Norris is an over-achiever

Yellow hat of rage is over there

Don't make me turn this sofa round..

I was planning on a nervous breakdown, actually

Web designers do it in pixels

Get your own bitey thing

(and for the very bold)  Reach-arounds for Jesus... !